Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Fanatix League Update!

After finishing his Camel pack and putting his little brats to bed, the disgruntled and nervous CastleMyKing decides to review his film slate. After all, if everything doesn't turn out jusssst right, the board will drop him like napalm on Vietnam. Especially after last year...And he needs the money to support that gold-digging wife...or she'll tell...everyone. He shudders silently to himself and quickly pulls out the secret key to his basement and the ROOM.

A couple of hours and Jack Daniels later, a hand slaps Castle as he exclaims "Ah hah! I've found the dud!" Then, as if enchanted, his crazed hands quickly grab the phone and scream, "Get me marketing! Now!...Hello? Yes, look, that whole DOA thing? Drop it, and start making posters for this new little gem I found called Once, that's right the Irish thingy. Now get those posters up by tomorrow! Why? Because I'm releasing it tomorrow!! The early bird gets the worm and other silly sayings...JUST DO IT!!!" With that, the hands quickly slam down the phone and grab a nice brandy from his cabinet as he rolled out the secret films and snoozed off in perverse splendor, all tension lifted...for now.

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Sorry, I'm in MD currently but I will post an update on everyone soon. what this post means though, is Castle just dropped DOA for Once which just opened so he's now stuck with it. DOA has one strike against it. It can be dropped one more time before whoever picks it up is stuck with it. Let the Games BeGIN!!!

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